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Seals Acquitted Of Beating A Terrorist

Once in a while there is some good news to report, and today is one of those days. The third member of the Seal Team that captured Ahmed Hashim Abed was exonerated on Friday, and as they say, "Seals 3 - Arab Terrorists 0." It's important to understand... Read >

Arizona Burns While Commander Dithers

Last week the Arizona legislature voted on a tough immigration bill. The governor signed it into law, with 70% of the folks in Arizona supporting it. On Saturday Commander Dithers explained in a speech that the people in Arizona were misguided, and it was... Read >

Back In The Saddle After A Special Assignment

I've been out of town, and far off the beaten path for a couple of weeks. About all I can say about where I was is that it was hot…and very dry. About the only time I saw any water it was in a bottle, and when I got to clean up, which was about every fi... Read >

A Report From The Hottest Place On Earth

It's been a full ten days since the initial Snowmaggedon hit the Virginia suburbs, and the main street that runs through my little part of the world has still not been plowed. Or salted. Or sanded. In order to negotiate the street you have to put your tir... Read >

Don’t Ask Don’t Tell Don’t Watch Don’t Listen Don’t Think

I woke up this morning feeling a tad protein deficient, so I grilled up some meat, and washed it down with some of that high test coffee I told you about last week. My wife naturally had something to say about my choice of breakfast grub, but I raised the... Read >

Charity Begins At 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue

Late last night I received an email from my friend Pete the Printer, who resides in Ohio, where they have a bit of an unemployment problem. Now Pete has a job, he's been running one business or another for decades, and if you took everything away from him... Read >

The Only Thing Missing Was Howard Cosell

Last night as I sat in my Lazyboy recliner and watched the results of the Taxachusetts special election I thought back to a time many moons ago, when the the mellifluous voice of the long dead Howard Cosell called out to tens of millions across the globe,... Read >

It's Raining Bad News On The Democrats In Washington

This morning I have been reading the several newspapers I diligently peruse every morning, or sometime during the day. In the headlines, the Supreme Court yesterday struck down the silly McCain-Feingold Act on campaign reform, a piece of legislation t... Read >

Mook Gets What He Deserves

I received one of my favorite mags in the mail yesterday, and it had a good story in it about a woman from Michigan who took care of a mook …who just happened to be her husband. What she did was shoot him once in the chest to get his attention, and the... Read >

How To Fix Airport Security

During the holidays, while Commander Dithers was in Hawaii, on yet another luxury vacation, I had a lot of time to think about jihadists, or what we now know as BVD bombers. These sad, unfortunate young men, who could be cured by a smidge of horizontal bo... Read >

Why Is This Guy Still Alive

I want to talk about the mother confessor for all these terrorists, including 9/11 members, the Ft. Hood Monster, and now this stupid Nigerian, radicalized in London, while supposedly studying for a degree. His name is Anwar al Awlaki, and he used to ... Read >

How To Defend Yourself From Attackers

It's college spring break season now, and my daughter is back home from school for a week or two. While on break, she's enjoying her time on partying, and just this weekend, she went to the city with her friends to a very raffish club in a very unraffish ... Read >

My Freaken Heart Problems

Again, they withheld my chow Friday morning, though sometimes it really can be blessing especially if you're in the hospital. Maybe they just didn't want anything like eggs and bacon showing up on my EDG test. An EDG (Esophagogastroduodenoscopy ) is where... Read >

Crazy Chick Stalks Guy and Gets Caught

Usually when you talk about stalking, it's a story about a man. According to the stat sheet, it's almost always men. So today, just like in a restaurant, the tables are going to be turned. Jerry from Jersey lived with his girlfriend for a number of ye... Read >

Stupid Laws In New York

I'm back home after spending last week in New York City. There really is no better way to start the New Year than a trip to New York. Many of you might think that is better to go to the Carribean, or Hawaii, but I get my juice from the energy in New York.... Read >